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Hello, my name is Bex Schwartz and I am about to sing you a ditty. [A Ditty:] This is my home in the blogosphere. It's not as round as a bathosphere. But it's my place in cyberspace so I hold it dear. BLOG. O. SPHERE! Hug me, please.

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Here There Be Bears

Remember when we learned that Arctic means BEARS HERE and Antarctic means NO BEARS HERE?
Some of us really like bears. So, here is a list of other things that have BEARS HERE.

Dentyne Ice Sugarless Gum, Arctic Chill

MotorStorm: Arctic Edge

Arctic Cooling Freezer 64 Pro Processor cooler

Power Wheels Arctic Cat Prowler

The North Face Women's Arctic Parka

Arctic Paws Salmon Bacon Soft N Chewy

Arctic Monkeys - Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not

 Arctic Splash Water Table

Einar's Arctic Freeze Hyper Hold Styling Gel

Arctic Air  Commercial Chest Freezer

Arctic Paws Omega MAINT Salmon Oil

If you buy these things, THERE WILL BE BEARS.
So, therefore, conversely, here is a list of things that DO NOT HAVE BEARS:

Antarctica Etah Eskimo Parka Byrd Expedition

Penguins Antarctic Emperor Penguin Cotton Tapestry Throw Blanket

Ice Scientist: Careers in the Frozen Antarctic

Antarctic Penguins Vinyl Shower Curtain

Those things will be boring and sans-bear, so do not buy them.
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