of gear about the SUX thing. This might be my favorite. It is horribly awfully wonderful.
edited to add: this one is also pretty horrible/fantastic.
Hello, my name is Bex Schwartz and I am about to sing you a ditty. [A Ditty:] This is my home in the blogosphere. It's not as round as a bathosphere. But it's my place in cyberspace so I hold it dear. BLOG. O. SPHERE! Hug me, please.