Oh my lord. It's my one-time ringtone "Wig in a Box" from Hedwig, as sung by a pirate!
Thanks to His Royal Thighness for the heads up.
Hello, my name is Bex Schwartz and I am about to sing you a ditty. [A Ditty:] This is my home in the blogosphere. It's not as round as a bathosphere. But it's my place in cyberspace so I hold it dear. BLOG. O. SPHERE! Hug me, please.