Thanks to my homez Whatevs for the tip -- I got a kick out of champagne and out of this wonderful ode to the magic that is G.E. Smith, entitled "G.E. Smith is Probably Rocking the Fuck Out Somewhere, Right Now."
I'd just like to say that G.E. Smith is rocking out two buildings down from mine. I see him all the time and I always expect that he'll be making the rockface.
Ever see GE sans the rockface? Probably not. Not unless you live two doors down! Jealous?