It's a Dragon. A Dragon Of Loooooove.

Back in the late 90s, when my superfave song was "Torn" (as performed by Natalie Imbruglia), that video was on MTV all the time and all of us had crushes on that adorable little Aussie pixie. Jay asked, "What's that on her shirt?" And Matt said: "It's a dragon. A Dragon of Looooove." And today, friends, I present this highly not-safe-for-work Love Dragon.

Thus far, we have spent an inordinate amount of time analysing this tattoo. Didn't that hurt when it was healing? How did he stay erect that long? Did he numb his scrotum first? And why does the 'full flight' photo look like a strap-on attached to his butt?

Enquiring minds want to know.