In these difficult and war-torn times, I fear there is only one maxim of wisdom to which we can turn for hope for the future:
Avoid the Noid, people. Avoid the motherfracking noid.
Avoid the Noid!
Hello, my name is Bex Schwartz and I am about to sing you a ditty. [A Ditty:] This is my home in the blogosphere. It's not as round as a bathosphere. But it's my place in cyberspace so I hold it dear. BLOG. O. SPHERE! Hug me, please.