Josh: THIS IS A CRAB EATING A STICK!
Bex: it really was eating the stick!
Josh: did you try any stick?
Bex: i couldn't try anything else. those crabs are so fucking fast, with their sideways sprinting. i had to wait for like 15 minutes by the crab holes to take photos of the crab and the crab eating the stick dragged that stick down the whole fucking beach and i had to run after him and crouch silently til he would re-emerge from his crab hole and continue eating his stick so I could take a picture of a crab eating a stick and eventually title it "This is a crab eating a stick."
Josh: "...and that's how i spent my vacation."
and ... scene.
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That crab'll have some fantastic bowel movements at least...
Crabs are ucky because they don't just "sideways sprint," they SCUTTLE. And they are part of the arachnid family, which has ucky scuttling down to a fine art. Brrr.
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