You know, when you're crossing the north pole with a curtain rod and an old duck, you need to stay warm. You might need to wear a walrus hat. This means nothing to you but I am tremendously entertained by it.
Hello, my name is Bex Schwartz and I am about to sing you a ditty. [A Ditty:] This is my home in the blogosphere. It's not as round as a bathosphere. But it's my place in cyberspace so I hold it dear. BLOG. O. SPHERE! Hug me, please.