Today I am happy like a cat! Or like a blue catperson who lives in a glowy, glowy world full of magical beasts with which one can communicate by plugging one's hair into their genitalia-like regions! Look, there's little ol' (not-blue, not-catperson) me (@starbex) on this list of terrific tweets! Mothersmusher!
And also. Here is a photo of a monk using an ATM!
And here is that slapchop infomercial turned into a rap.