Walrus Hats

You know, when you're crossing the north pole with a curtain rod and an old duck, you need to stay warm. You might need to wear a walrus hat. This means nothing to you but I am tremendously entertained by it.

Parents of Awesome

I forgot that I submitted this, but look, here is official internet proof that my parents were awesome (note: my dad is still very awesome).

When my dad sent this to me, he captioned it "newlyweds," which means that they were both a whole lot younger when this photo was taken than I will ever be.

note: mom was the awesomest, too.

The Goat That Says What

Thanks to @JoshFrench, this has basically made this Monday afternoon the greatest Monday afternoon of all time (after jurorcat, and all).

I'm on a list!

Today I am happy like a cat! Or like a blue catperson who lives in a glowy, glowy world full of magical beasts with which one can communicate by plugging one's hair into their genitalia-like regions! Look, there's little ol' (not-blue, not-catperson) me (@starbex) on this list of terrific tweets! Mothersmusher!

And also. Here is a photo of a monk using an ATM!

And here is that slapchop infomercial turned into a rap.

For the Person Who Has Everything

via Catbird. Tumblr., one of those things that you see and you're like "this is so obvious and perfect, why have I never seen this before?"

The Greatest Thing on the Internets Today

A VH1 reality show bus overturns, "spilling more than 2,000 lbs. of slut" onto the interstate. The Onion reports: (via @vultureblog)


VH1 Reality Show Bus Crashes In California Causing Major Slut Spill

Photos from Thailand and Laos

I done went traveling! If you're at all interested in looking at hundreds of photos of Thailand and Laos (and who wouldn't be?), go to my shutterfly site!