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Hello, my name is Bex Schwartz and I am about to sing you a ditty. [A Ditty:] This is my home in the blogosphere. It's not as round as a bathosphere. But it's my place in cyberspace so I hold it dear. BLOG. O. SPHERE! Hug me, please.
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- Promo - Valentine's Day Love Monster!
- Promo - "Manstack" (I LOVE NEW YORK)
- Promo - The Odd Couple (Hulk Hogan and Danny Bonaduce)
- Promo - Scott Baio image spot
- Mockurockumentary - ROCK BAND COMETH: The Rock Band Band Story
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Articles and Shiznit What I Wrote:
- How Rent Taught us All To Be Different
- Inherently Fuckable - Rock Stars are Hot
- Like A Candle in the Wind - Oh, Elton.
- The Fast Horse Hootenanny Melts Your Face!
- The Long Winters' Indie Sincerity (ha!)
- Protest Rock - Love Me, I'm a Liberal
- Funny Music 4-Evuh
- In Defense of the Mix Tape
- Don't Puss Out on The Rock
Bex on the TV!
- Bex on Joy Behar!
- Date Night on AMC
- Bex on "The Big Idea" on CNBC
- Is Superman Gay?
- Britney's VMA Performance (with Dr. Drew!)
- Hot Ads / Bad Ads (I sing in this one, a few times)
- VMA Rocker Brawl
- Oprah Says She's Not Gay
- Goodbye, Star Jones
- Alec Baldwin Apologizes
- Hollyweird on Scarborough Country
- Friendster is Awesome! And Bex "Gets Around."
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- Scenes from Jordan
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Besties, Comedifriends, Ex-Lovers and Squirrels.
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- Julie Klausner
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- Sweet, sweet Lianne Stokes
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- Mr. Ken Stringfellow
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- Winner of the SAT.
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- Ms. Mandy Stadtmiller
- Adira Amram
- The Long Winters
- John Vanderslice.
- R.E.M. metainfo
- Discover Radio
- Cracked Magazine (reciprolinkage)
- Best. Week. Ever.
- Go Fug Yourself
- The Apiary hearts NYC comics
- D Listed
- T.W.O.P.
- Gawk.
- Defame.
- The original Planet Bex site by Peter Bernard
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Haha. Congrats Bex! You're popular enough that people think it's worth their time to advertise on your blog!
On stardate Captain James T. Kirk and his crew are called to Deep Space Station K7 by a priority-one distress call. The station is near Sherman's Planet, a world in a sector of space disputed between the Federation and the Klingon Empire. Under the terms of the Organian Peace Treaty, Sherman's Planet would be awarded to whichever side demonstrates that it can manage it most efficiently.
Kirk is furious when he later realizes the distress call was unwarranted, and the undersecretary in charge of agriculture in the sector, Nilz Baris, simply wants someone to guard the shipments of quadro-triticale grain bound for Sherman's Planet. To Baris's annoyance, Kirk assigns a token two guards to the task shortly before learning that Starfleet Command endorses Baris's concerns.sportsbook
A Klingon ship soon arrives at the space station and requests that its crew be granted shore leave, as entitled under the treaty. Kirk tells the Klingon leader Koloth that he may only bring members of his crew down 12 at a time, and that he will provide one security guard for each Klingon who beams down. Meanwhile, an independent trader, Cyrano Jones, sneaks some little furry animals called tribbles onto the station, and starting with a sale to Uhura, they quickly find their way onto the Enterprise as adorable pets. The animals purr a relaxing trill that the crew (even the stoic Mr. Spock) find soothing. Klingons, however, find tribbles very annoying, and the feeling is mutual - tribbles emit an ear-piercing shriek of aggression whenever they are around Klingons.http://www.enterbet.com
James Tiberius Kirk, a fictional character in the Star Trek universe, was the captain of the starship Enterprise NCC-1701 and NCC-1701-A.costa rica fishingHe was the protagonist in the original series and the first six Star Trek movies were about him. Is played by Canadian actor William Shatner and Chris Pine in Star Trek XI.
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James T. Kirk was born and raised in Riverside, Iowa in the year 2233. Diane Carey's novel Best Destiny identifies Kirk's parents as George and Winona Kirk.Costa rica toursBest Destiny and Carey's Final Frontier novel describe George Kirk's adventures aboard the USS Enterprise under the command of Captain Robert April.
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