It would have been deeply earnest and it would have sounded JUST LIKE THIS:
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Hello, my name is Bex Schwartz and I am about to sing you a ditty. [A Ditty:] This is my home in the blogosphere. It's not as round as a bathosphere. But it's my place in cyberspace so I hold it dear. BLOG. O. SPHERE! Hug me, please.
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- Promo - Paula Abdul / Employment Agency
- Video - The Long Winters, "Fire Island, AK"
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- Promo - Valentine's Day Love Monster!
- Promo - "Manstack" (I LOVE NEW YORK)
- Promo - The Odd Couple (Hulk Hogan and Danny Bonaduce)
- Promo - Scott Baio image spot
- Mockurockumentary - ROCK BAND COMETH: The Rock Band Band Story
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Articles and Shiznit What I Wrote:
- How Rent Taught us All To Be Different
- Inherently Fuckable - Rock Stars are Hot
- Like A Candle in the Wind - Oh, Elton.
- The Fast Horse Hootenanny Melts Your Face!
- The Long Winters' Indie Sincerity (ha!)
- Protest Rock - Love Me, I'm a Liberal
- Funny Music 4-Evuh
- In Defense of the Mix Tape
- Don't Puss Out on The Rock
Bex on the TV!
- Bex on Joy Behar!
- Date Night on AMC
- Bex on "The Big Idea" on CNBC
- Is Superman Gay?
- Britney's VMA Performance (with Dr. Drew!)
- Hot Ads / Bad Ads (I sing in this one, a few times)
- VMA Rocker Brawl
- Oprah Says She's Not Gay
- Goodbye, Star Jones
- Alec Baldwin Apologizes
- Hollyweird on Scarborough Country
- Friendster is Awesome! And Bex "Gets Around."
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- Frak Me, Battlestar Galactica
- The Governor of California Speaks
- If I Had Written and Performed the Lyrics to Chica...
- Watch Acceptable TV
- I Am SO Going To Wear a Baby Seal Hat to the Aquar...
- Over on Oomph
- Pondering Attendance at the Upcoming Robyn Hitchcock
- The Gr-8-est, the all time Gr-8-est
- I am So Mean to Heather (Mucca) Mills
- Meow Meow, Meow Meow
- Hooray for the Boys in the Band
- A Public Service Announcement
- ... From the Crystal Cave of my Heart
- A Hearty Mazel Tov to R.E.M. On the Evening of the...
- In Case You've Ever Wondered ...
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1 comment:
It the show started like that every time, I would NEVER MISS IT.
EVER.
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