Saturday, October 23, 2010
Monday, October 18, 2010
Um, HELLO? CNN! If you send everyone a mass-email about where Bin Laden's hiding, don't you think he'll know that we know and then he WON'T HIDE THERE ANYMORE?
I mean. Like he's not looking at cnn.com on his iphone just as soon as he gets that breaking news alert? And then high-tailing the fuck out of northwest Pakistan?
I do not run the media or anything. But I wouldn't announce these things.
Posted by bex schwartz at 2:50 AM
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
When I was home during Christmas break of my frosh year from college, my little brother and I stayed up late one night. In fact, we stayed up so late, there was nothing good on tv, so we turned to the tv guide thing that used to come in the Sunday times. Do they still do that? The print version of the NY Times tv guide thing? Anyway. We were looking through it for something to watch at 4am, and it said:
"With Six You Get Eggroll" ... with two, baloney!To me, this is a paragon of blurb-humor and I aspire to its greatness on a daily basis.
Posted by bex schwartz at 12:15 PM
Tuesday, October 05, 2010
Monday, October 04, 2010
Cause love's such an old fashioned word And love dares you to care for The people on the edge of the night
Double Kermit performance of "Under Pressure."
This is, probably, the greatest double Kermit performance of "Under Pressure" you will ever see. At the very least, it is the most passionate and fervent. It is making me weep with longing.
Via Odd Todd's facebook!
Posted by bex schwartz at 11:53 AM
Friday, October 01, 2010
Dolph Lundgren. A little less conversation, a little more actionhero demonstrations while lip-syncing to himself singing Elvis, please.
Posted by bex schwartz at 6:13 PM