Monday, October 18, 2010
"I'm hiding ... in the front closet!"
Um, HELLO? CNN! If you send everyone a mass-email about where Bin Laden's hiding, don't you think he'll know that we know and then he WON'T HIDE THERE ANYMORE?
I mean. Like he's not looking at cnn.com on his iphone just as soon as he gets that breaking news alert? And then high-tailing the fuck out of northwest Pakistan?
I do not run the media or anything. But I wouldn't announce these things.
Posted by bex schwartz at 2:50 AM