Suck it, Quizno's

This new Quizno's spot wants to be by Joel Veitch, the genius behind the singing kittens and the original spongmonkeys Quizno's campaign. This new spot is not by Joel Veitch. It is a poor man's version of Joel Veitch.

Joel is my friend and we collaborated many years ago on 9 singing kitten spots for VH1. Quizno's can suck a dick for ripping off the Veitchness and hiring someone else to do the awesomeness that Joel does so well -- but at least they fail, so there's that.

AHEM. This new Quizno's spot is NOT BY JOEL VEITCH.

It lacks his cleverness and mastery of the absurd.


I just wanted to make sure you know this.