starbex: A haiku: "seltzer while in bed / Thirst-quenching! What could go wrong? / Spilled it down my shirt."
noahsam: "But when seltzer spills / a paradoxical mess / for it cleans itself."
starbex: "the zen of seltzer / a spill, yet nothing ruined / just a wet tee shirt."
noahsam "dudes say, 'wet t-shirt: / not a mess, but a success!' / yay chauvinism!"