OMGeebers, you guys, I think my tv boyfriend Tony Bourdain is actually Sydney Earle Chaplin. I saw it on the Tonys; I am pretty sure it's true.
Hello, my name is Bex Schwartz and I am about to sing you a ditty. [A Ditty:] This is my home in the blogosphere. It's not as round as a bathosphere. But it's my place in cyberspace so I hold it dear. BLOG. O. SPHERE! Hug me, please.