During the 10pm CW (WPIX) news (it was on after Top Model, okay?), during a story titled "Troublesome Trannies" about teenaged transvestites robbing women at a luxury apartment building and using the loot to buy "feminine objects" like wigs and stockings, we spotted a sex toy:
Behold: the wild cat! (title of webpage NSFW).
HOORAY FOR LOCAL NEWS, HOORAY HOORAY HOORAY.