Greetings, to all ten of the 13-year old boys who read this blog. If you're over 18 and registered to vote, please tie a string around your finger so that you remember to vote tomorrow. If you don't vote for Obama, then I probably don't even want to speak to you again, so, hey, it's been real.
And if you do vote for Obama, then we'll remain friends.
If that's not enough to sway you moronic undecideds out there, then I don't know what you people are waiting for.
This wallaby has a sad. The same sort of sad I will have if you do not vote for Obama.