Hello, my name is Bex Schwartz and I am about to sing you a ditty. [A Ditty:] This is my home in the blogosphere. It's not as round as a bathosphere. But it's my place in cyberspace so I hold it dear. BLOG. O. SPHERE!
Hug me, please.
Hey you guys! The Beatles: Rock Band facebook page hit 10k followers today, and some of us announced we would puke glitter and dance on tabletops if that happened. My tummy is in bad shape so I'm not about to dance on tabletops, but, look:
For what it's worth, you guys, in case you were also born in the late 70s and grew up thinking that the song about "Stop, children, what's that sound, everybody look what's going down" was about hunters trying to shoot woodland creatures, that song is NOT ACTUALLY ABOUT TRYING TO SHOOT WOODLAND CREATURES.
However, it is still difficult to convince my brain otherwise.
Fun with greenscreen and stock footage! Typically, I wouldn't post a vh1 spot on the internets, but the level of sillyness in this spot tickles me pink. Or green. Greenscreen. Also, I play (the voice of) a panda in it. PANDA. So, uh, to make this relativistically kosher, if you watch the spot, then you have to go to the vh1 mobile site on your smartypants phone. M.vh1.com on your phone, yo.
Oh, credits: I wrote and directed it. Amber Harris produced it. Sound fx genius = Matt Richman Flame awesomeness = Mark Bernardo Smoke tracking/comping perfection, moon embossing and skywriting: Dale Boyce, Creative Group