Rock Band Cometh: The Rock Band Band Story -- ACT I

As many of you know, I sort of disappeared for a while (a long while) because I was immersed in the creation of my first documentary about the legendary group Rock Band Band. The whole thing premieres at 8pm on 11/11 on VH1 Classic, but we're rolling out each act just to tease you. Please do watch Act I.

Remember When I Hosted "Sister ACt" on AMC?

Look, now you can watch me hosting "Sister Act" without actually having to watch Sister Act. Amazing, right? Also, I look insanely like a horse in this thumbnail. Don't think I'm not proud of that fact. Because I am proud. OH YES, I am proud. Whinnnnnnny.

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Not Just Any Band ... it's Rock Band Band

I'm pleased to announce the on-air launch of a documentary I wrote and directed called: ROCK BAND COMETH: THE ROCK BAND BAND STORY.

It's about the hardest-rocking, most kickawesome, debaucherous band EVER, who just happen to rock out on plastic instruments.

The doc will be coming to VH1 Classic soon (stay tuned for details), but just to whet your appetite, check out Rock Band Band at vh1.com. There, you can see photos of the band, check out their timeline, and watch their legendary stop-motion music video (they did it long before Peter Gabriel even thought of "Sledgehammer") and, most excitingly, the first act from the documentary.

Additionally, Rock Band Band only just learned how to use the internets and the band members would be pleased as punch if you'd become their myspace myfriend.

Best News of the Day: Dumbledore is Gay!

Wowie zowie! JK Rowling outed Dumbledore last night!

According to the ever-esteembable AOL news,

Rowling was asked by one young fan whether Dumbledore finds "true love."

"Dumbledore is gay," the author responded to gasps and applause.

She then explained that Dumbledore was smitten with rival Gellert Grindelwald, whom he defeated long ago in a battle between good and bad wizards. "Falling in love can blind us to an extent," Rowling said of Dumbledore's feelings, adding that Dumbledore was "horribly, terribly let down."

Awesome. Truly, I always thoughhttp://www.blogger.com/img/gl.link.gift he and had a special man-phoenix sort of love going on, so perhaps Rowling wanted to drop the gay-bomb before she dropped the mythical-bestiality-bomb.

ROCK BAND BAND hits the Internets

You guys, I know I've disappeared off the planet for several months because I've been working on a documentary called "ROCK BAND COMETH: THE ROCK BAND BAND STORY."

It's the real true story of ROCK BAND BAND, the greatest band ever to rock out on plastic instruments.

ROCK BAND BAND is live on the internets!

In fact, you can read their tour survival guide RIGHT HERE!

And, if you're REALLY awesome, you can befriend Rock Band Band on myspace! (they're a little late to the myspace game because they only just learned how to use the internets).

ROCK BAND COMETH: THE ROCK BAND BAND STORY will be hitting the airwaves soon. Stay tuned for details, and in the meantime, enjoy the worldwise re-release of Rock Band Band's groundbreaking stop-motion video (they made this long before anyone had even dreamed of combining music, video, and stop motion animation).


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Oh, Don Piano

... maybe because I am overly giddy because we put the mega project onto tape today, which means it's really getting to the almost-finished stage, or maybe it's because I'm exhausted, or maybe it's because ongoing stress has caused my adrenal glands to swell, or maybe it's because of my antibiotics. But I truly STILL (I know I posted this once before) think this is the most entertaining and amazing and intoxicating thing on the internets:

Yummy in My Tummy

I truly wonder if someone was fired over this.

Guess what those brown specks in the batter are!!! POOOOOOOOOOO FOR YOU TO EAT!


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Today's Public Service Announcement

CNN's Latest Breaking News Announcement SHOCKS and AWES

" -- A court has ordered pop singer Britney Spears to give up custody of her children effective Wednesday at noon, according to court papers."

to which the world collectively responds, "OH, SNAP."