Friday, June 29, 2007

Circumcision Jockey Shorts!!!

I went to go visit my friends and their new baby boy yesterday, and he was freshly circumcised. I wish I'd discovered this website sooner, because I would have brought him a set of special circumcision jockey shorts!!!

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

An Oldie but Goodie

I was first exposed to the magic that is the classic Barney/Tupac mashup back in 2002, long before Youtube was even a gleam in its parents' eyes. But it's still one of the most delicious things to watch ever, particularly the bit where they brush their teeth. See, I am going to see Xanadu tonight (drunkenly, bien sur) and I am so atwitter with excitement that I can hardly focus on writing scripts for Baio promos, and instead I am watching Barney lipsync Tupac for the 300th time. Join me, friends:

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Today's Urban Dictionary Offerings

IM'ing with [redacted] results in positive neologisms! We hereby present: Douchtache and Googliable (pronunciation: goog-LIE-able):

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

He's Scott Baio; He's 45 and he's Still Single

This is my latest spot, for "Scott Baio is 45 ... and Single" (premieres Sunday 7/15 at 10:30, only on VH1!) A brief smattering of credits:
Writer/director: Bex
Producer: Flex
AD: JT
Music: Eargoo
DP: Peter Selesnick

Oh, yeah. Charles in charge of YOU, all the time!

Michel Gondry: Cribs

Frakking a, this video colored me absolutely hilarious. It's perfect. Bravo, Olde English, bravo!



(link via Best Week Ever)

Friday, June 15, 2007

Score your own Sopranos Finale!

Blah blah David Chase blah.
Whatever, man -- the t-vision is storytelling and you didn't end your frakking story.

But, anyhoo: here's the most GENIUSEST WAY to get over your 'ranos agita!

Score your own finale!

Gawrsh, those boys at the Stereogum are so fucking awesomely smart.

Plug any mp3 link into the little boxy thing and watch the cinematic magic happen!!! Check out the Stereogum's suggestions and then see what the other 'gum readers have to say.

Seriously, I could play with this ALL DAY LONG.

Tuesday, June 05, 2007

I'm in LA and I've Already Gawker Stalked

... or "privacy watched," as they call it on Defamer. Check it on out!


· Monday night, at the Viceroy -- it was a battle of the noses! The Butterscotch Stallion Owen Wilson was chilling in the back of the bar with none other than Adrien Brody! They surveyed the back patio area before heading inside (it was pretty cold, admittedly). They were pretty low-profile, and left a little before last call (at midnight? what is UP with this city?).

Ta-diddly dah!

Sunday, June 03, 2007

California, Here I Come

Tigers, I am off to fabulous LA to shoot a spot with none other than THE Scott Baio, to promote his new show "Scott Baio is 45 ... and Single" (premieres Sunday, July 15th at 10:30 / 9:30 c, only on VH1!) I'll report in from the other coast, I promise.