Monster Monster Monster EYE!

I look like a monster -- just in time to be a Halloweenie -- because both of my eyes are swollen and horrifying. It's quite dreadful.

I am not a happy camper.

I just wanted to share.

Here, this is funny: (courtesy of Josh)
Q: How do you titillate an ocelot?
A: You oscillate its tit alot!

BWW HA HA HA HA HA!